Policemen

We are in the car and a suburban passes us.

Jarett: "Mommy, they are going too fast."

Me: "You are right, Jarett."

Jarett: "You know why policemen are so nice?"

Me: "Why?"

Jarett: "When they give you a ticket you can go to Chuck-E-Cheese."

Me: "That is nice, Jarett." (Don't think you could turn it those tickets for prizes though!)